Where's The Boob?
Anyhoo... Thanksgiving went off without a hitch, well that's almost completely true. No problems with the family, everyone chipped in and helped and there were no altercations. Something to be thankful for as the memory of 'The Great Turkey War of '94' flashes in the back of my mind. But I digress, everything went well. We scheduled eating to commence at 5 p.m., the latest we've ever got together and I must say for me, the head chef, it was fabulous! No getting out of bed at the crack-ass of dawn, no cooking like a mad woman to have everything ready by noon. It was wonderful. Well, except for one major faux pas on my behalf...
I wasn't pressed for time, I wasn't pissed off at the man or any of the children, my day was going fantastic but for some reason, for some unknown reason, I did one of the most boneheaded things I've ever done as a cook...
I roasted the turkey, *gasp*...
breast-side DOWN!!! Now believe me when I say, when it comes to cooking the entire Thanksgiving meal, this ain't my first rodeo. I've been doing it for years, as well as cooking atleast one additional turkey a year. I know where the bosom is, and I know full well it should be in the upright position. I've gone over and over the turkey prep time trying to piece together how I could have done such an idiotic thing, but for the life of me I haven't a clue. There's no rhyme or reason.
Suffice it to say, the bird tasted good, really good. I missed the crispy skin bordering my skillfully carved piece of white meat but the taste might have been even a little better. The breast portion was almost as if it had been 'poached' in its own juices, succulent even. But I felt like an idiot when I realized what I'd done!
Otherwise it was a good holiday, as I hope yours was.
posted by: fractalmom (reply)
post date: 11.27.07 (6:09 am)
interesting idea.....and at least you didn't flood the bathroom like i did last year...
posted by: ggirl (reply)
post date: 11.27.07 (9:36 am)
Congratulations on the successful event! I've never figured out how people manage to create an entire Thanksgiving meal by noon. I always used to get up at the crack of dawn to start, but I never, ever finished until around 5:00. I was only cooking for two people, for heaven's sake!
The Great Turkey War...that's hilarious! Glad there wasn't a re-enactment!
posted by: ggirl (reply)
post date: 11.27.07 (9:37 am)
Oh man...I just "got" the title! *SO* funny! Duh, ggirl.
posted by: lindy (reply)
post date: 11.27.07 (12:55 pm)
You're funny, Shan Gran. The importance of proper turkey preparation is lost on me, but getting along with the family when they are all in one room - now that's a moment worth a gasp. *gasp* ;) Glad you had a good time. :)
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 11.27.07 (8:33 pm)
Reply to: fractalmom
I really wouldn't recommend it, heh.
And I went on a spree once of flooding my
kitchen :)
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 11.27.07 (8:36 pm)
Reply to: ggirl
Perhaps, one day, I will shed some light
on 'The Great Turkey War of '94'! heh. It's right up there with, 'The Year The Christmas Gifts Sped By Your Head'!
And believe me, if I have any input we'll be having Thanksgiving "dinner" again and again :)
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 11.27.07 (8:36 pm)
Reply to: ggirl
LOL
;)
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 11.27.07 (8:38 pm)
Reply to: lindy
Well ya know, there I was trying to carve the backbone of the bird, I was all like, "where the Hell is the white meat?" LOL
You're so right about the family thing, as you know this is pretty much a rarity for my crew :)
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 11.28.07 (11:20 am)
That's nothing. My mother's boyfriend's daughter put her turkey in the oven last year without thawing it out first.
posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 11.28.07 (11:52 am)
Will you be keeping the boobs down from now on??
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 11.28.07 (9:09 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
Lol, I've known people to do that too, as well as leaving on of the giblet bags inside! heh
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 11.28.07 (9:10 pm)
Reply to: rosietulips
Nah, I'll try to make the bosom is in the right place next time, lol.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 12.01.07 (6:35 pm)
I've cooked birds upside down every now and again. As you say, it can get almost too moist, but frankly, that's way better than the reverse happening.
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 12.02.07 (7:20 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
I still can't believe I did it. *shaking head*

